THE LETTER "A"
Aunt Abigail ambled along arduously amidst the arid array of apples.
Almost all of the apples already appeared addled. Aunt Abigail ate an apple anyway.
“Aaagh!” Aunt Abigail aptly ascertained.
Aggie Ant appeared and anxiously argued Aunt Abigail’s addled apple animosity. Aggie Ant’s argument against addled apple angst annoyed Aunt Abigail.
“Alright already,” Aunt Abigail agreed agitatedly.
Aggie Ant ate an addled apple approvingly and arighted the addled apples.
Aunt Abigail angled away anxiously anticipating another argument as Aggie Ant apparently advocated addled apples ardently.
Aggie Ant allowed Aunt Abigail’s angling accepting her anxiety about an addled apple Armageddon.
THE LETTER "B"
Big bursts of blustering breeze blasted betwixt the barn boards.
Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop buried beneath his blanket, bewailed “Brrr!”
Beyond Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop Bones burrowed beside the breadth of a bale of Bermuda.
Both braced because a bigger burst of biting bitter blizzard breeze bombarded.
Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop brazenly bolted beyond the blistering breeze brandishing boards to build a bulwark.
Bones being a bystander to Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop’s bravado began busily bundling boards for Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop to build but another bulwark.
Both bent on blocking the brutish blasts busily built blockades.
Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop became bushed by his bustling and bedded back beneath his blanket to bide the blizzard.
Bones bedded back beside her Bermuda.
Both Bay/Bob/A/Loo/Bop and Bones were beat but not beaten.
THE LETTER "C"
“Can’t,” Chris croaked coarsely.
“Can,” Connie cooed compellingly.
“Can’t”
“Can”
“Can’t”
“Can”
Connie and Chris carried on continuously challenging, constantly conflicting.
Connie caught a customer call. “Connie’s Corner Café”.
Chris copied Connie “Connie’s Corner Cafe!” chuckling childishly.
Connie convincingly clunked Chris’ chest.
“Cute,” Chris cawed.
“Carry out or cater in?” Connie asked the calling customer.“Carry out, check. Crispy Cajun Chicken Combo, Creamed Corn, couple of Cokes, Coconut Cookies and Chocolate Cake, check. Cash, Check, or Charge? Cash, check.” Connie casually curtailed her call.“Crazy customer, cookies and cake!” Connie complained to Chris.
“Connie consorts with crazy’s.” Chris crooned.
Chris caught Connie’s convincingly cryptic conveyance.“Crazy.” Chris conceded cooperatively.
“Cook!” Connie communicated crassly.
Chris complied.
Connie and Chris continued their consensually competitive conflict.
“Can’t”
“Can”
“Can’t”
“Can”.
The Letter “D”
“Don’t dawdle Dana darling. Dean is daft not dense and definitely not dateless. Didn’t Dawn describe Dean as dramatically dashing?”
“Dawn’s demented and Dean is a dullard.” Dana disputed.
“Dana, don’t dispense drool.” Dee droned.
“Don’t dictate my dates!” Dana demanded. “Dee, let’s dodge Dean, drive to the diner and devour delicious desserts.”
Dee debated Dana’s devilish diction.
Dana drummed her digits.
“Dean is a duffer.” Dee discerned decidedly.
Dana delighted. “Dean is a driveling dodo.”
Dana dialed Dean and ditched the date.
Then Dana and Dee dolled-up and drove downtown to the dugout for dining and dancing dutch.
The Letter “E”
Eel?
Exactly.
Eel?
Edna, Ed eats everything except Eel!
Espresso beans?
Ed’ll eat espresso beans.
Endive?
Ed’ll eat endive.
Escargot?
Ed’ll eat escargot.
Eggs?
Ed’ll eat eggs.
Eggplant?
Ed’ll eat eggplant.
Ed’ll eat egg-roll, egg-drop soup, egg-salad, etc.
Ed’ll eat anything except Eel!
Elephant?
Edna, elephant? (eye-roll)
Eh, eh, eh.
Entrails?
Ech! Edna! Ed Eat Entrails?!?
Eh-ahem! Evidently Ed isn’t extremely enthusiastic about entrails?
Edna!
Eagle?
EDNA!
Equine?
E-ED-NA-A!
Ergot?
E-E-E-D-N-N-A-A-A-A!!!!
THE LETTER "F"
Faeries and Freaks
The Faeries of the forest were feuding with the Freaks of the fjord.
The Faeries fought for their freedom.
The Freaks fought for food. (For it’s a fact that the fiendish Freaks were feasting on forest Faeries.)
The Faeries were formidable and fought ferociously, but the filthy Freaks favored foul-play.
The Faeries were fatigued and frightened that their future was foreboding.
Fortunately the Faeries fell upon a fortuitous fact. The feebleminded Freaks feared their fabled Fire Faerie from their Faerie folklore. (For Freaks are frightfully flammable)
The Faeries faked a fictitious Fire Faerie floating in from the forest flinging firecrackers.
The flabbergasted Freaks felt fighting the fearsome Fire Faerie was futile and fled.
The Faeries flew forward out of the foliage in a fervent and fantastical fury and followed the fleeing Freaks with a flamethrower.
Finally, the Faeries were forever free from the Freaks.
Finished
